Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.

ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger

by cloud surfer April 25, 2010

sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.

You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.

by thuc March 15, 2011

hagar swagger

The late night word that iphone uses for another drunk word unknown to the common person...that could mean something such as this:
Bitch, go fuck yourself,you suck,yo momma,pimpin,whore, slobber lick , twss, round round brown brown, cram cram, slam slam, come on!!!!, outrigger, down rigger, side rigger, monday, hot dog, come over, nite nite, and bitch pudding.

Me: hey girl u still up
U: yeah hagar swagger in just a few

Me: come on!

by Bella6969 May 20, 2011

Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

conversative Swagger

To have a swagger in how you conversate.

I was talking to my bro earlier and I showed off my conversative swagger.

by Ti Ade Byrz July 8, 2012

outlaw swagger

Outlaw by day.....Swagger by night !

Everybody has a little Outlaw in them, some just have more than others.

Outlaw by day....Swagger by night ! ( while all them other fools were at the bar shootin' pool ....he was in the corner shootin' tequila with a Hottie !....that man had Outlaw Swagger for sure ! )

by steveoutlaw May 16, 2018