stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner dude is hot af

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

stoner mesh

The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.

"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."

by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013