male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

by chunk t September 21, 2006

Storker

A user, possibly a marketer, onTwitter or other mini-blog tool who 'follows' every user they come across, hoping that this will in turn mean that they get 'followed'.

A chocolate bar marketing agent opens an account on Twitter and then trawls through the network, finds as many people as they can and 'follows' them (i.e. to receive their updates). The agent hopes that many of those they follow will reciprocate and follow their brand, opening the door for their marketing messages. This agent is a 'Storker'.

by Pete Shannon December 9, 2008

pop rock shocker

when you take pop rocks and shove them in a persons anus. You then add pepsi or other carbonated beverages to cause a reaction. Right after putting the pop in the anus you give it in the anus causing to mix the chemicals. the result a stimulating explosion.

As i was having sex with jane, i did the pop rock shocker, she is now in a wheelchair.

by kaleb johanson January 22, 2006

pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).

"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."

by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007

shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.

yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.

Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013

The Spock Shocker

To use your index and middle finger and stick it in the vaginal area, and to use the pinky and the finger between the pinky and the middle finger and stick it in the anal..

Wes wishes he could have The Spock Shocker

by Dave Shearon June 4, 2003