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Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.
Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"
by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011
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Sex story

It was a winter night. Scarlett heard a doorbell, it was her boyfriend Adrien. It was 2am, he was trying to sleep but couldn't stop thinking about Scarlett's body. Scarlett felt flattered, thinking her and Adrien starting drifting apart, but realized all he does is think about her. Scarlett pushes Adrien onto the bed, and with a sexy voice, she responds " I'll be back. " as she steps into the bathroom. She starts taking her clothes off passionately, with nothing left except her black bra and thongs.

She walks out of the bathroom knowing that she's about to have the night of her life. She takes off Adrien's pants and shirt, while Adrien says " that body is better than I thought. ", he smirks. Adrien starts playing with Scarlett's boobs while they french kiss for a whole minute. They gave each other hand jobs and stop for a second. Adrien starts pushing in his dick into her ass while she moans with pleasure. She cums for the first time in her life, knowing that she had thr most amazing sex. To be continued.
You just cummed while reading this Sex story.
by gurll4561 April 22, 2022
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Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.
That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!
by eXOBeX March 5, 2011
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sex story

As I was thrown down into the bed, the taller boy straddled my waist, slipping off my see-through short skirt and revealing pretty black lace panties. I shivered as the other, shorter boy ran his cold fingers down my inner thighs, placing kisses and small nips at the soft, exposed skin. I gasped, my nails grasped feebly at the silky sheets. The taller boy grinned, hooking my panties with a slender finger and pulling them down past my feet, discarding them next to my skirt. The shorter boy had worked on removing my shirt and unhooking my lingerie bra, revealing my large, plump boobs, soft and inviting.

The taller boy had slicked up his dick as the shorter one focused on sweatily making out with me, his tongue searching my mouth heatedly, leaving me practically begging for more of his lips licking against mine, my sexy hips gravitating. The taller one mounted me as we were doing this doggy style, pushing his dick in quickly and gripping me by my hips. “Like this, whore?”

I whined like the little bitch I was. Needily perking my ass up in the air as he thrusted in and out, dick filling me up, the head running against the sides of my pussy. “O-oh, ah… fuck me, oh, god..”

The shorter threw down his pants and shoved his dick in my mouth, fucking my face harshly, muttering dirty names underneath his breath huskily. “Like being tagteamed bitch?”

Their balls slapped against me. My daddies fucking me, their little slut, as hard as they wanted.

My sex story.
by pisskinks69 October 14, 2022
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Spirytus Rektyfikowany

originally marketed as an ethanol based petrol additive, Spirytus Rektyfikowany is now sold at most liquor stores near section-8 housing. Superficially it resembles everclear, but the special distillation process imparts Spirytus Rektyfikowany with a unique taste. It can be drunk straight or mixed at a 1:2 ratio with water to create vodka. Also known simply as "spiritus" and "spirutus" because the full translation is "ethanol based gasoline octane rectifier". According to the manufacturer "the name is not important. We have a very loyal customer base, and to them, what really matters is what's inside". However, critics have noted that every time the company has tried to shorten the neck of the bottle, sales have rapidly plummeted.
journal of a Spirytus Rektyfikowany man:

I did my daily rounds in the parking lots near the liquor store, asking people for a few dollas for a train ticket. By noon I had enough dollas for the first bottle of spiritus. I went into tha store lookin for that green label and gold cap and that nice long smooth neck that makes it go down like cream. After that, things get a bit fuzzy
by bob the alcoholic October 1, 2010
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horny story

Olivia decided to share the wonderful semen to her friend, and they kissed, sharing the sticky liquid and swallowing it. They've had the best sex ever. The teacher decided to fuck Olivia too, and did all sorts of dirty stuff from rubbing her waist to giving her anal sex. They finally dress back up and came home, their inner thighs covered in cum. I hope you enjoy this horny story :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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Tell your story walking

Depending on context there are two accepted meanings for this phrase.

Friendly: The story should be shared while we are in route.

Unfriendly: Whatever you have to say, say it while you are leaving.
Wow we are going to be late, can you "tell your story walking?

or

You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. Don't give me any lip, "tell your story walking".
by Romale_2307 August 17, 2010
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