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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
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skank sniper

A guy who goes to a bar/club/party and successfully nails multiple high-value targets (girls) in one night.
by JonFuckingSnow April 12, 2014
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sniper cool

An autocorrect fail that's actually winning after an attempt to type "super cool."
Joe: Oh yeah. I went to the NIN concert in Japan last spring.
Liza: Seriously?! That's sniper cool!
Liza: *super cool
by pinkpanther90 May 8, 2014
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snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles
Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.
by Mrssc October 23, 2013
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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
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Pickle sniper

That guy just took my phone charger, such a pickle sniper.
by Domino321 July 27, 2016
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winter sniper

A sniper that has familiar features related to a shotgun by appearance yet when shot, you can die from across the map (destiny reference)
God damn it! This damn winter sniper is a bitch!
by TwistedToonny October 2, 2016
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