skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.

oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.

by kurahh April 15, 2011

Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.

chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!

by melonn May 24, 2010

tip my skip

To defacate.

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.

by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it

That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!

by walmu November 12, 2022

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025