shoulder with the kids

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

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Get the shoulder with the kidsmug.

shoulder butt

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

by FilthySteve June 2, 2019

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Get the shoulder buttmug.

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

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