I'm the shit.

I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.

You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.

by iiAmDiva October 31, 2011

shit don't stink

Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

piece of shit

(Noun - Person)

A person who makes completely self-absorbed bad decisions that result in very bad personal consequences and personal failure with little payback to the individual making the decisions. This type of person typically does really bad, self-destructive things purely as a means of getting attention. Activities usually involve doing something very mean to someone else for attention. Often suffers from low self-esteem and can be also defined as a loser.

This piece of shit recorded a YouTube of himself licking ice cream and putting in back on the shelf.

by John9999 July 10, 2019

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008

chips and shit

A gathering with your niggas, usually involving a mexican restaurant or mexican themed event where chips and shit are served. (shit = salsa, queso, or other dipping sauces)

(also known as C and S)

Hey justin, do you want to get some chips and shit for team meal?

Yeah lets get our niggas together and go.

by T-Dizzle47 March 1, 2011

Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son

by Primitiva May 3, 2004