When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.
Friend: What time is it?
Me: Almost closing time man...
Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.
Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.
Me: Almost closing time man...
Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.
Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.
by Mocha Mike March 19, 2013
The new name for "Ragheads" because of racism says one middle eastern raghead. Because of that statement the USMC issued THEIR statement. "The ragheads do wish to be called ragheads, because in fact it is not a rag but a sheet wraped around there head and will from this point forward may be referred as Little Sheet Heads"
1. Marine: DIE YOU DAMN LITTLE SHEET HEAD.
2. Army: Sir please shut them little sheet heads up
3. Air Force: Copy dropen a deuce on the little sheet heads
4. Navy: Why are we the only ones that cant come up with a usage for the little sheet head???
2. Army: Sir please shut them little sheet heads up
3. Air Force: Copy dropen a deuce on the little sheet heads
4. Navy: Why are we the only ones that cant come up with a usage for the little sheet head???
by Schonen August 08, 2009
by Zooktz November 02, 2009
Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.
Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.
by corneilius cumster July 27, 2011
A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020