Sealion

Special little shit with an aptitude for getting it's ass kicked.

Your such a flipping Sealion!

by SEALION SALTY June 28, 2017

Navy SEAL

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.

Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*

by Sylar January 22, 2007

Seal

when someone has anal sex they get there seal busted and then are now called a seal

That dude is a seal, he got fucked in the ass.

Joey is a rainbow seal.
Chris is a wet seal.
B-seal.

by joeyisarainbowseal May 2, 2009

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by Aces17 September 6, 2008

Fat Seal

Someone who lacks a neck and has a shaved head. Must be obese.

Usually yarps about oscillators and other ridiculous shit.

Mike is a fat seal.

Fat seals cannot compete with bears or bulls.

by khtxtke April 23, 2010

seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

by John R. January 2, 2004

seal whipping

The whipping of one by a seal

You fucker, you seal whipped me in the face with your seal.

by drash May 7, 2004