Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.
Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
by pseudonymnamepseudonym September 7, 2013
Get the Religion Zonedmug. n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.
Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.
In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.
Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.
In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...
MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.
ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
TOM: That's organized religion for you...
MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.
ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
by diabetesspicelatte November 10, 2021
Get the organized religionmug. Where a large Youtube creator that has between 10k-7m subs would be using religion, to bait children into subscribing or liking his/her content, Which is very similar to Clickbaiting. They usually try to make a video where they have a character that is dressed up as a stereotypical Roblox slender, Then a Stereotypical Nun/Muslim. During the end of the video, large font saying " Like and subscribe if you love (insert Religion here)! " Is placed, and this either happens in Youtube shorts, or Tiktok.
by roblox6969669 August 23, 2023
Get the Religion Baitingmug. by DILLIGAF Preacher April 4, 2021
Get the DILLIGAF Religionmug. When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
by tuck1s December 6, 2015
Get the Morganized Religionmug. It’s a religion where rog leads us to the Boop and leads us to the promise land and he kills everyone who doesn’t believe in the rogs
by The Lord Rog October 27, 2018
Get the Rog Religionmug. 1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
Get the Unicornism [Religion]mug.