Hot an ready

A gurl who doesn't have STDs or body funk from being came in all day and doesn't require a shower before they enjoy themselfs.

Like how is for play now a day's hold up I got a shower an hide how gross I am 1st. .. BUT HOLD THAT ENERGY ILL B BACK N 45 MINS pretending to b hot an ready!

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022