The Most Random Person on the Planet

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.

Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.

by STWYCC July 11, 2024

Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".

"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian

by Silverbeak February 23, 2024

The Hottest Person on the Planet

Jeff.

"Damn you're like The hottest Person on the Planet"

by PictureThisDictionary March 7, 2024

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024