boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

Pilot without passengers

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers

The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.

by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

Pilot officer

An organizational arrowhead, or the head of an organization, one who leads just like pilot leads in an airplane, pilots and directs the direction of an airplane

Kelechi, is the pilot officer of the organization where he works

by Kelechi A John October 24, 2025

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022