Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.

Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.

by Sir Sage July 24, 2019

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Daughter’s picture

Thing you ask for before calling someone a shit eating peckerhead, like Nicholas Cage’s character in ‘Con Air.’

From Con Air: Where’s my daughter’s picture, you shit eating peckerhead?

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

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cover picture

the picture of a cover girl,

The cover picture of the actress is gorgeous.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

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This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

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Picture Hangover

When a subject has no memory of how and when he ended up with the latest picture on his smartphone. The said picture is obviously totally random and plain weird.

"Bro, how the fuck did I get that pic of a dog working on a construction site? Geez, I have one hell of a picture hangover."

by LeGentleman December 12, 2013

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