Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

pedophile

yadial likes little kids therefore he is a big black nigger african pedophile

the stupid nigger yadial likes little 8 year old girls. He is a pedophile

by 8 year old lover December 16, 2024

Pedophile

Tye Thompson

The walking down a street...
Kids: Run Nigga the pedophile is back

by Satan6662828266 August 21, 2020

Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9

He is a Pedophile

by 459395 February 21, 2022

Pedophile

An individual who draws art on Twitter.com

' Can't believe that guy was a twitter artist... '

' Don't you mean Pedophile? '

' Yeah, same thing. '

by alphalul1 September 1, 2020

pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017