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Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.
by Girthmiester March 1, 2025
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pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section
Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section
by dewgsbigfan December 31, 2017
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pedophile

Darrius is waiting to prounce on those little boys, because he's a pedophile
by Quinton hew June 7, 2023
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DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

It is any designated individual in that CLASS that are pointed to.

It is a bizarre human phenomena.

Used in higher court cases.
Again ANAL ALAN mentioned the problem with PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA to someone at STACKS and the other day a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE happened where the SANDWICH.PEDOPHILE.DARK PUSSY as the SANDWICH BUG was burgularized in PALO ALTO.

When the little boy , little girl , or baby are picked up as can be with instincts and social learning be realized they are in a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE when a PEDOPHILE is near by.

Look this MANDALAY BAY CASE, MGM RESORTS and RESORTS WORLD is now looking at the DOMNIANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
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Pedophillic

The fear of pedophiles, more specifically, the irrational fear of older people (around the age of 30 - 60+) being around teen's, tween's, and kid's of ages around 4 - 17.
John was petrified at the sight, a elderly man was standing right above a tween, two things in his head linked and he automatically assumed the man was a pedophile, but he was just pedophillic.
by Scattergrunt January 2, 2021
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Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server
Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile
by Delronammk October 24, 2020
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