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Patrol spot

When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.
Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.
by Wilson/97 March 26, 2018
mugGet the Patrol spotmug.

Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
mugGet the Like Patrolmug.

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}
mugGet the San Andreas Highway Patrolmug.

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people
Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol
by Sodding wanker April 13, 2019
mugGet the Troll patrolmug.

PAW Patrol

A child's cartoon about dogs that furries are obsessed with for some reason.
Have you seen PAW Patrol? Marshall the Dalmatian is my favorite. I want to be him.
by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024
mugGet the PAW Patrolmug.

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.
“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”
by couldbem4rr February 5, 2024
mugGet the Georgia State Patrolmug.

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.
Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!
by Grinner74 October 19, 2011
mugGet the Hoarder Patrolmug.

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