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patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.
Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"
by TrashManv33 June 15, 2018
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patriots

The most hated NFL team because there to good. Many people will find some reason to bitch about them no matter how far they have to go.
Person 1 : I hate the patriots
Person2 : bro just cause the falcons choked smh
by THE TRUTH T February 1, 2019
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Patriot Fan

Bianca is a total patriot fan.
by chocolatekirk February 3, 2019
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Patriots

The best team to ever play the game of football led by Tom brady and Julian Edelman
Patriots are the best
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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023
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Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023
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Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.
Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.
by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024
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