pasian

A person of Asian descent who partakes in the act of being patient.

White person: "Omg what am I going to do??? Ahh!!!"
Asian/Pasian: "hey just be a pasian"
white person: "what?"
Asian/Pasian: "A patient Asian.... like me."

by Dr. of Asian studies Monica McCoin November 4, 2007

Pair bond

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.

Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

pastry chef

a drug dealer.

"man where did you get this awesome weed?"
"my pastry chef keeps me baked"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

pastry chef

A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.

She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.

by gravity train January 24, 2009

Fried Pastrami

1. Can be used as any word or phrase in a sentance.

2. A food that nobody eats.

You are such a fried pastrami!

Why don't you go fried pastrami yourself!?

Fried pastrami?

by Naota Nandaba November 23, 2003

pairshnuh

it all started one day, when T. Condon and E-Rock were walkin around lighting off fire-works. Mr. Rock asked T. Condon "What are you, an idiot?!?!" to which Mr. Condon replied simply "pairshnuh."

"Ahem.... pairshnuh."

by E-Rock August 2, 2004

pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008