When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.
Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.
by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015
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Get the Parabasic mug.The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....
"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "
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(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017
Get the Parachute pizza mug.A complete bitch, spams every chat that ever exist. if she gets added to a chat you have to leave asap. She is such a liar and the worst person you will ever meet. You might think she’s nice for giving you gifts but that’s just to suck up to you to make you her pesent
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