the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version
by m.c. mikey mike May 8, 2011
Get the parkour-gy mug.The hard stomach bulge of a Middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the Parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.
HIM: You know what, babe, I could just knack a parmo, me.
HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.
HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...
HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.
HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.
HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...
HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.
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Get the Pardon mug.Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be right back.
Guy 2: Where you goin'?
Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.
Guy 2: Oh ok.
Guy 2: Where you goin'?
Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.
Guy 2: Oh ok.
by Shrimpman April 7, 2011
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French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
Get the German Parkour mug.Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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