Solid Cast Net

The act of showing your dic pick to friends in hopes of one wanting to "check it out further."

I threw a Solid Cast Net out to Natalie and Steph but both giggled and joked about it for a week.

by TinyDefs February 26, 2025

net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

PIDLE Net

piddles.net on drugs

Ok thats correct fuck, POST It on PIDLE Net server and sendo me a screenshot of the chat

by loopster5 December 23, 2024

safty net

When you tell one person you love them and make them wait for you just in case you current relationship fails

Safty net: I'm dating Luke but I'm using carlos as a safety net just because I feel like Luke will leave me

by Mastermind$ July 9, 2015

Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.

Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"

by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012

pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 8, 2015

Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013