Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!
Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.
by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006
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Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 03, 2009
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Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?
by Captain-AV September 29, 2019
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Birkin meat

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum
He has Birkin meat .
by Gobbleguck156 January 13, 2021
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Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
by meatman500 January 05, 2009
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Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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meat model

anti - tonsil embodiment of glizzy gobbling domination .
son I swear ... big redd a meat model ~ she really know how to eat that bitch up 💯 .
by bael_______________ November 22, 2020
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