David

n. a type of spoon that is a size between a serving spoon and a soup spoon. It usually is difficult to organize in a utensil drawer.

n. (slang) a finger
I just cant find anywhere to put this David! I never really use it either....THANKS GRANDMA!

I just hit my David with a hammer!
by Chew Toe Buckle December 04, 2010
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David

A special type of fuckboy who can never accomplish anything due to his lack of chromosomes. They are easy to spot, distinct visual features including big ears, red face, glasses, '60s haircut, and make it in life by sucking dicks.
That David needs to stop sucking dicks and walk like a man.
by intensesquirtz May 06, 2016
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A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.
Ewwww David smells!
by taydice July 21, 2010
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A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long
by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017
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A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.
by Youlostdavid March 26, 2017
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david is such a bottom
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fuck david.
by srepan May 07, 2012
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