Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands

You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.

by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021

Tree-Slinger

Someone who sells marijuana and only marijuana.

"Dude, I ran dry yesterday so I have to go pick some up from my Tree-Slinger."

by flyinghigh February 14, 2009

vagina tree

the term vagina tree refers to the foul odored fruit produced by the ginko tree.

*gag* The vagina tree is dropping fruit.

by offender of some March 19, 2011

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Tree Dan

When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.

I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.

by CycloneD June 26, 2017

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009