Chunky Pants

When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky
“Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO
by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022
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Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?
by That One Plant Guy May 19, 2020
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pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
by Methane Queen June 06, 2011
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Drunky Pants

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
by NayFace May 05, 2010
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Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
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pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.
The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.
by Dan U. Butt April 24, 2020
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crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.
Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."
by d0gp1ss March 06, 2023
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