Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010

darn well

Euphemism of "damn well", meaning very well

Girl: What's happening today?
Boy: You darn well now what's happening.

by autismgirl123 March 13, 2019

progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

Not well hotel

Feeling sick after a night of drinking

I went out drinking last night, am not well hotel today

by Elephante77 December 7, 2020

charlie wells

A very over weight man with no muscle strength.

Very unhealthy and found eating cookies with a little kid

Charlie wells stop eating cookies

by Charlie wells January 12, 2018

shay wells

shay manu wells is a god

" i wish i could be shay wells"

by urbandicktonaryboi June 9, 2018

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021