touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

noodle dream

A term to describe when you're so engrossed in your job that you actually have dreams about it when you're sleeping. From the movie Kung Fu Panda when Po is dreaming about being a warrior, but tells his father he had a dream about making noodles. His father, a noodle maker, is excited that his son finally had the Noodle Dream.

I must be working to much, last night I had the fucking Noodle Dream!

by Abbyno August 22, 2017

Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

noodle munchers

people of chinese origin

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'

by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011

noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.

slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!

by taylove24 April 3, 2006

Nippy Noodles

Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).

'It's very nippy noodles today isn't it?'

by lollie July 6, 2003

loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 14, 2009