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monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024
mugGet the monkeys can't sell bananasmug.

yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products
shut it ya mad junkie

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”
by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024
mugGet the yer maw sells avonmug.

Selling hot dogs

When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended
Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol
by Ayeskipp October 23, 2022
mugGet the Selling hot dogsmug.

Sell out

by Panochon October 13, 2022
mugGet the Sell outmug.
Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
I can buy you once but I can sell you twice
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
mugGet the I can buy you once but I can sell you twicemug.

selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
mugGet the selling you shortmug.

Fake Sell

Verb. To get in on a bandwagon or join a fandom, and participate to a minimal degree dishonestly in order to promote or sell one's product, content or oneself in another area.
"Gina only bought a Warhammer model kit to farm the gamers on Insta for her Only Fans. What a fake sell!"
by Savage Bruski June 26, 2025
mugGet the Fake Sellmug.

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