Life

Noun: A loop of dead ends and fuck holes.

Dude1: Hey man! Hows life?
Dude2: Go kill your self.

by BigBoyTheFuckTard March 23, 2017

Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

The slowest form of deaths

Life is just slowly dying

by Broben5 December 30, 2017

A life

Stop gets some help

"Do you even have a life jenna?"

by Myliva May 4, 2018

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016