Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018

Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 5, 2023

lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.

"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

Koala Pants

Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.

"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"

by VenIggs October 16, 2011

Chunky Pants

When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky

“Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO

by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022

birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009