not my rip

short-hand for indicating that a movie that you're posting for download online was not digitized into computer form from the dvd or vhs ("ripped") by you personally.

not my rip. all the episodes of "beavis and butt-head".

by nobodyhuhhuh March 14, 2009

my immortal

1. A song by Evanescence
2. The worst fanfic ever.

1. "My Immortal's a pretty decent song!"
2. I only had to read the first paragraph of My Immortal to know that Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was a Mary Sue.

by Raynbo March 9, 2008

my b

another way of saying my bad... also a habit of everyone at my school

person 1:dude you just spit in my face
person 2: o....my b

by juliedinosaur March 27, 2007

my cat

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

by Calista h May 30, 2021

my kryptonite

Used to refer to something that is your ultimate weakness, that which renders you powerless...in reference to Superman...whose only weakness is kryptonite.

Overthinking is my kryptonite. Or Chocolate is my kryptonite. Make sense?

by happythoughts October 14, 2014

my b

Diminutive of "my bad", the enunciation of which saves neither the enunciator nor the listener any time of mind or eardrum, though which does indeed spare the enunciator the torment of touching the tip of his tongue to the front upper roof of the mouth as when one does actually say "bad".

Yo 'sup?! I lament the laze and malaise of the muthafucka who can't bring himself to say "my bad" but instead must employ "my b" in its stead, even though there is no contractive benefit gained by the effort, muthafuckas!

by Truth2Power September 6, 2004

my word

Seriously, not even joking, etc.
Can also be used as my solid word, or even 'your word'(are you serious?). Can be simplified into just 'word'.

1) My word, that's how it happened.
2) It wasn't me, my solid word.
3) That happened yesterday.
Your word?
My solid word.
3) This coffee is good.
Word. (which means: my word it is)

by dumbass1232 March 5, 2009