Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.

She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.

"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011