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moron-itchka

A Russian moron. Someone who disregards other people and rules in general.
Mitch: Why you tryin to cut the line?
Sasha: Vat do you mean? Me was here.
Mitch: No you weren't....you moron-itchka.
Sasha: Why you say dis?
Mitch: Because you're a dumb Russian with no respect.
by Martita Papita July 9, 2010
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moron

wow look at that moron talking about how ashleys are actually mutants, this is the botton that humanity has to offer
by larry stintz November 23, 2020
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Moron

Someone who hates a statue because everyone wants to remove it, or because the media says it's divisive, rather than for their own reasons.
Thanks to the moron, there was no more statue, since nothing that might offend anyone could be left in the park. The park now had to be politically correct and compliant.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.
"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"
by cbfaucher October 13, 2011
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moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.
"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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Moronese

: The language of the stupid. Namely those on the lower half of the IQ curve.
Common characteristics of Moronese include the following:
1. Frequent usage of 'crutch' or 'filler' words. I.e, words used when one is at a loss for words, such as "um," "ah," "so," and "you know".
2. Highly repetitive usage of 'fluff words'. Obnoxiously and excessively used at least once in almost every sentence. I.e, "you know", "like", "totally", etc.
3. Frequent usage of $10 words. I.e., long and uncommon words used in place of shorter and simpler words to the create the illusion of intelligence or sophistication. Often used out of context.

4. Dragging out stories. Taking 15 minutes to describe something that could be easily described in 15 seconds. Typically the speaker fails miserably in illustrating the point if there is one, or providing any useful information.

5. Habitually using the same words out of context. A few common Moronese examples include:
a. Using the word 'irony' to describe a coincidence.
b. Using the word 'literally' to describe a metaphor.

c. Sarcasm used to refer to disagreeableness.

6. Talking too fast. Unless you're an auctioneer, talking at warp speed is neither useful, nor clever, nor impressive.
Moronese example: "You know like it's uh like totally ironic that you and me both showed up to the party wearing the same dress. I was literally dying from laughing so hard. Irregardless well uh have to insure that this like doesn't never happen again. "
by Dimebag Donny May 2, 2025
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Moron

People that eat cheese while they drink hot chocolate
Hey you’re a moron because you eat cheese while you drink hot chocolate
by Sensei wok April 18, 2019
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