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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.
Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
by Penhold July 27, 2017
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Modern Tax Society

what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.
by asomea January 7, 2021
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Modern Day Nerd

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism
Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd
by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024
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Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.
You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"
by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022
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