Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 15, 2017

Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.

Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

by lucaca January 11, 2023

Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.

Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!

by HellInferno November 9, 2021

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 10, 2022

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 20, 2018

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022