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texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.
i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.
by hashcodes November 18, 2010
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Polish Breath Mint

The weird, smelly, cake-like thing that they put in men's room urinals.
You keep mouthing off and you're gonna get the Polish Breath Mint in your drink.
by Hiro Yamamoto November 9, 2005
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tilly mint

Ellen Degeneres's nickname.
Ellen's friends all call her tilly mint.
by JINX33 February 25, 2014
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chocolate mint icecream

A disgusting green cold type of ice cream that tastes exactly like toothpaste with chocolate mixed in with it.
son-"Mom can we get some chocolate mint icecream?"
mother- "No timmy, fuck off with that gross ass bullshit!"
by ThePussyMuncher2000 October 11, 2017
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mint chocolate swirl

You take a dump in a girls mouth, then after that, you cum in her mouth and make her squish it around in her mouth. Then you slap her in the back of her head and she will spit it up and when it comes out of her mouth, it will look like Mint chocolate because the cum is white, and the shit is dark or green.
my girlfriend wanted to get a mint chocholate swirl at starbucks but i had a better mint chocolate swirl in mind
by rick James6969 December 29, 2008
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Lithuanian Breath Mint

When you cum in her vagina and she queefs it back into your mouth.
Friday night was weird. She gave me a Lithuanian Breath Mint.
by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019
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Double Mint Patty

The act of mutually completing a peppermint patty between two consenting adults (sexual preference does not matter) in the form of simultaneous cunnilingus or "69"ing. This is done with both parties eating junior mints or peppermint pattys before engaging in the act.
Todd: Chris, you won't believe my weekend. First i went shopping, did some gardening, and then that girl from the city and i did a double mint patty for desert! My dick feels minty!
Chris: Dude, Awesome!
by MansfieldMomentsLLC July 11, 2018
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