the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod October 25, 2017
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FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.
"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"
by wordturd777 October 13, 2022
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Laced Method

To completely run through and or jump an opponent. To ensue victory by any means necessary even sacrificing an ally the gank must be won.
Doxxiana is mad cause he got hit with the laced method, ez 5 bars gank me again son

This guy must not know the laced method, i say we flood and show him

what is 1's?
by Deadcrayz May 14, 2024
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The "Boo Chu" method

The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Professor: anyone heard about the "boo chu" method?
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
by Thebu choo July 03, 2020
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beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis
"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."
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The GRINDR method

The grindr method is a form of harassment invented by torland and was used actively in a very small com circle (pretty much unheard of by other comtards) where you would sign a nigga up to grindr under their name, spoof ur location to be directly ON their house, and match with a big black nigga, and then you tell the big black nigga that you have essentially a stranger cnc kink and ask them to barge in the front door, and say that no matter how many times i say "i dont know you", i really do, and do not stop fucking me no matter how much i say it.

grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
764 kid: ahahah i extorted a child haha
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
by skid raper December 25, 2024
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Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.
I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.
by One sleepy boi March 27, 2019
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