Maitreyee

Chutiya Clumsy Chai-drinking Chappri

Oh shit I Maitreyee-d this
My god what a Maitreyee

by GanjaUttappam November 23, 2021

Maitreyee

Chutiya, Clumsy, Chai-drinking, Chappri Chori

Oh my god what a Maitreyee
What is This Maitreyee-ness???

by GanjaUttappam November 23, 2021

Mantrum

Derived from the English words "man" and "tantrum" Mantrum is the level of tantrum that a man has when his wife or partner organizes a social event that coincides with a major sporting event.

My husband had a mantrum when I told him that we were going to a BBQ in the park the same day the Formula 1 is being televised live

by LovingTheWords April 7, 2011

Mantrum

A portmanteau of 'Man' and 'Tantrum' that describes a man losing his temper. The term is inherently derogatory as the term 'tantrum' is most often used to describe an irrational or selfish anger, typical of infants. The term is often used by those who wish to undermine someone of the opposite gender by use of a sexist remark, analogous to a man claiming that a woman is "on her period" or "having their time of the month" when they are distressed.

Man- "Why doesn't this damn thing work?"
Woman- "Ooh, are you having a Mantrum?"

by insertwittyscreenname December 10, 2016

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

mattrock bottom

the pure art of putting ambiem in someones beer discretely in order to calm them down or send them to jail

I had to mattrock bottom Bert the other night. He was getting out of hand.

by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010