last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

Last Call

When the bitches get better looking

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

last minute prom date

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.

Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 30, 2008

When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

One Last Time

A great song by Ariana Grande in which the music video is of her getting out of her car during a like comet explosion or something even though everyone tells her not to.

Mom: Billy stay in the car!
Billy: so ONE LAST TIMEEE! *runs out of car*

by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015

thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

From First to Last

Fucking godly "screamo" band. They have 2 singers and 3 screamers. Their debut album is incredible. "Dear Diary, My Teenage Angst Has a Body Count"

I'll be hiding in the shadows
I'll be waiting in the dark
to drive this blade straight through your heart
I'll drag your body to the car
as blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are

by Kerl October 11, 2004