Kelly Holmes

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

by Einar Stefanoffenson December 14, 2008

Tom Kelly

Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly

'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'

'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'

by Robotkev April 28, 2009

R. Kelly

To take a piss.

I gotta take an R. Kelly on my little cousin.

by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003

Kelly (male)

Very opinionated individual with an extreme sense of professionalism.Most loving caring and resourceful person you will ever meet.Animal lover

Kelly (male)
I hope to be a Kelly (male) at my job

by JJ style March 9, 2017

R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.

R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"

by pootytang March 12, 2003