jacobellis

(Verb) To lose in the face of certain victory because you were showing off.

"He could have had a promotion too, but he really jacobellised when his boss caught him bragging about his raise."

by New York Tootie July 31, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

Madelyn & Jacob

Quite possibly the hottest scene kids in existence. Married at a young age through facebook, they promptly moved to a beachfront property in California. Pictures of these hot people will automatically make you horny.

Tim: holy shit have you seen those sexy scene kids?

William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!

by timothy the terrific May 10, 2009

jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

Jacob Terry

The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.

Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.

by Girl Girls February 27, 2010

Jacobson

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

Jacob

Jacob is a tall, brunette, blue eyed guy. Who is sweet when he needs to be and compassionate when you need him too. Never judges you for the way you look and valid your friendship very much. He's smart and funny, and know when to make you smile. His eyes are big and blue so you can lost in them. You never know what he's thinking, but he's hot and sexy.

Jacob is the guy I really like.

by sabrina_hi June 6, 2015