A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
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Is a unisex name. Jans are very rare gems. They have so much to offer to everyone they come in contact with. More often than not they usually pass up great opportunities because their insecurities always get the best of them. They’re great people to keep around as they’re loyal, caring and hardworking individuals. They give the best hugs which makes up for their lame jokes and offer a great shoulder to lean on during hard times. If you ever meet a Jan don’t pass them up!
Damn Jan
by Mrgiggles772 March 17, 2020
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by Ruene October 22, 2017
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A term for the cutest twink you know typically. A skinny asian man who is adamant they are straight, but secretly love giving the homies a kiss goodnight.
by Cumchatta12 May 7, 2025
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