Jan

A person with extremely tiny private parts

Girl: Heyyy Jan let me see it
Dude: Here

Girl in mind: wow he must be such a jan

by MrWorld May 8, 2023

Jan 13

National wife beater day. Wear a wife beater

person: tmr is national wife beater day!
person 2: really?!
person: It's where you wear a wife beater

Jan 13

by yaywiisports January 12, 2023

jan 17th

national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.

januarians dont get enough recognition!

do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure

by zams09 January 16, 2023

Jan 31st

Give your crush a kiss day

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0

by krika :) January 29, 2023

Jan

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.

Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU

by gaser420 December 7, 2022

jan panty

An elderly dutch man who fucks children inside of a burgerking. He likes panty's

I am going to the rietstraat 110 to visit jan panty

by gerben is a simp January 10, 2023

Jan 6th

"WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023