Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 04, 2019
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imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
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Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.
Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed
by Brduece January 14, 2017
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Bunk Bedding

Two guys who are about the height have a four way. In this four way, there is one girl bent over, doggy - style in between the two guys, while the other girl is in a plank position on the shoulders of the men. The girl on the bottom will be taking it doggy style while blowing the other guy. The girl on top will be making out with one guy, as the other guy will be feasting on her snatch from behind
John: I heard you went bunk Bedding with Stacy and Hailey, and Brock last night!
Matt: Yeah dude, we bunk bedded soo hard last night!
by The JewBear June 03, 2015
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Bunk-bedding

when you are making out with a girl on the top bunk while her roommate sucks your dick on the bottom bunk
I got bunk-bedded in room 136 last night it was epic.

Bunk-bedding is my favorite thing to get roommates to do.
by bethie8371 October 07, 2015
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Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.
by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017
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