Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.
"Its perfect Minecraft Weather today
by MarkSpinky March 09, 2019
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minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.
"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
by poop man man poop September 08, 2020
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Minecraft Bedrock

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.
Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*
by EnderStarr22 April 04, 2020
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Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
by JRichts January 11, 2012
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Minecraft

A Highly Addictive drug that was Used Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started dying once Some people Made a New Drug Called Fortnite Which even more Addictive than Minecraft. Minecraft let's your Imagination go higher than a Jamaican dude. It soon became popular again in 2019 once someone modified it.
Tim: Dude. Why are you playing Minecraft? That game is dead.
Carlos: Why are YOU playing Fortnite!?
That game is Overrated!
Tim: Your right. Wanna see our Old worlds we made as kids?
by Stealtynoob May 07, 2020
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minecraft pubg

Person 1: Yo, I play Minecraft and Pubg!
Person 2: Minecraft PUBG?
Person 3: That's Fortnite.
by schoolnerd123 May 03, 2018
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Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.
by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019
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