dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)
for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit
by Foronzo December 27, 2017
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dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
by Petitchou March 03, 2016
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Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
by SirKennedy April 07, 2015
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The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.
How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
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down to dutch

The act of getting Dutch bros coffee. Usually involving 2 or more people.
"You down to Dutch bro?! Yeah bro lets Dutch!"
by kikiwiththefeetsies June 01, 2021
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dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.
hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...
by chris corrado December 06, 2008
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Dutch hotdog

After a guy bangs a chick doggy style, cums in her butcrack and then fucks her buttcheeks.
Hey man, did you give that chick a Dutch hotdog?

Yeah man, with extra sauerkraut!
by AmDamCDK17 April 18, 2017
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