Discount hooker

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.

A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.

by Toilette November 11, 2014

hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

Hooker's refrigerator

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

by CheVolay June 07, 2009

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon April 09, 2018

Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.

*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......

by Miss Puss November 04, 2019

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 27, 2019

slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

by Kels&Tiff April 09, 2008