hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 07, 2019

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 17, 2012

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

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by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 06, 2017

Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.

I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”

by jfs912 February 17, 2019

nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 25, 2013