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that's so hooker

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011
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tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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prom hooker

A Prom goer who is only there for having sex, generally with more than one person
Hey man am I a prom hooker if I only go to prom for the prom hookers?
by Zombiejunk19 November 6, 2014
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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
mugGet the Hooker Bookmug.

Knotty Hooker

Someone who crochets
Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.
by Penelope peapod May 30, 2021
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Hooker tickets

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.
by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018
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hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2
dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE
by porkhooker June 6, 2017
mugGet the hooker jakemug.

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